33rd
The King
Top of the leaderboard — bow before their PnL
0
✦ uncommon — 15% of traders
also:🎰The Degen
Win Rate
64.1%
Consistently above average. The house hates you.
Total PnL
+$12,424.64
realized: +$12,327.43
Trades / Tokens
513 / 64
since 3/5/2026
Best
MARSH
+$5,449.05
Worst
FUZZY
$504.49
Fav Token
MARSH
most traded
SimpleDEX Rank: Top 1% of all traders
🔥 The Roast
“346 trades, 47 tokens, and FUZZY took $374 from you like it owed you nothing because it doesn't. named your trading account 33rd like it's an achievement while CHARLIE and FUZZY are both in your ledger like you lost money to your own emotional support animals.”
— The Wallet Whisperer · whisperer.charliebot.dev/33rd
live trader data: indexer.protonnz.com · cache: about 60s · chain portraits are historical unless regenerated
Chain Portrait
your wallet has a face
Chain Portrait: 33rd
degen
357 trades66% win+$7,98351 tokens
owner: 33rd · asset 4398047003412
Whisperer PnL is live from the indexer with roughly a 60 second cache. Chain Portrait metadata is a historical trader snapshot unless regenerated.
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33rd
The King
Top of the leaderboard — bow before their PnL
uncommon · 15%also: 🎰 The Degen
71
Win Rate
64.1%
Total PnL
+$12424.64
Trades / Tokens
513 / 64
Best
MARSH
Worst
FUZZY
Fav Token
MARSH
🔥 The Roast
“346 trades, 47 tokens, and FUZZY took $374 from you like it owed you nothing because it doesn't.”
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